{~*~Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road~*~}

Why did the chicken cross the road? To be with the Rooster. Why did the chicken cross the road? To go back to the Coop. Why did the chicken cross the road? To go back to the Coop and lay an egg. Why did the chick cross the road? Because she didn't want someone to poach her eggs! Why did the chicken cross the road? To round up it's keets. Why did the chicken cross the road? To peak a bit on the otherside. Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it didn't want to be dinner tonight! Why did the chicken cross the road? Just because it can. Why did the chicken cross the road? To cackle on the otherside. Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had free range to do so. Why did the chicken cross the road? If you can understand the language of a chicken why don't you ask the chicken yourself for the anwser. Why did the chicken cross the road? Why, Why, Why? Is it really that important of a question for you ,to know the anwser to? Why did the chicken cross the road? To go back home before the sun set. Why did the chicken cross the road? Does it really have to have a reason? lol! Some different anwsers I made up to an age old riddle. ~Flassie